microaggressions:

My husband and I both have doctoral degrees; he earned one degree and I earned two. But written correspondence from friends, family, and community organizations is almost invariably addressed to “Dr. and Mrs.”

haunthecause:

its fucking face omg

keegan is a ‘he’

timeanddisregard:

my goodness you can come across some poisonous people in life.

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

amyblamey:

my hobbies include passionately not watching Big Bang Theory

omg my boyfriend’s friend got personalised number plates that say “420 BLZ” and he was parked outside his house and some people knocked on his door and asked his super religious parents if they sold drugs

  1. me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?
  2. school system: worry not
  3. school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

MW