do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
i want to be so famous people comment “BRAZIL <3” on all my photos
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters