Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
i want to be so famous people comment “BRAZIL <3” on all my photos
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
it’s hard to take eating ass seriously because it is always so tongue in cheek
see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder
Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”