hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

hotboyproblems:

i want to be so famous people comment “BRAZIL <3” on all my photos

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

awfulhappy:

it’s hard to take eating ass seriously because it is always so tongue in cheek 

amosanguis:

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"

this fucking website i swear to god

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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MW