kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add
really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

roseshock:


seriously my favorite picture ever

roseshock:

seriously my favorite picture ever

parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

hotboyproblems:

i want to be so famous people comment “BRAZIL <3” on all my photos

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

MW