im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting
(via makemyselflaugh)
having to write emails to your teachers is the worst
like i have no idea whether just to be really proper and articulate or just go “yo wassup my nigga”
(Source: radhomeskillets, via hazelgraces)
There should be a treadmill that plays movies and TV shows but if you slow down the audio goes out of sync by a whole second.
Calm the fuck down satan
(via housethatbuiltme)
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
(via makemyselflaugh)
so i walked into my brother’s room he was asleep and i knocked something over and he said “if you’re a ghost or some shit please fuck off im too tired for this”
(Source: paledreamers, via jensenaackles)
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
(via stacys-mom)