amyblamey:

my hobbies include passionately not watching Big Bang Theory

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

hellyeahtrafalgarlaw:

Credit card number would be nice too

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

357% sure this never happened

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

donutlikeu:

michael jordan sets us straight 

donutlikeu:

michael jordan sets us straight 

sitcorn:

"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now"

“To be, …OR NAH?”

William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

internetexplorers:

imagination-reality-inexplicably:

foxnewsofficial:

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send



Except I might actually suck your dick a McDonald’s O:) I wouldn’t mind

stay the fuck away from my man

internetexplorers:

imagination-reality-inexplicably:

foxnewsofficial:

internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send

Except I might actually suck your dick a McDonald’s O:) I wouldn’t mind

stay the fuck away from my man

MW