hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

sha-shabbaranks:

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

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thanks

tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

“FUCKING BINDIIS…”

Every single Australian during Summer (via elviswithoutthetassels)

castameres:

love the way you lie // a kevin x julia fanmix

  1. And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going - Dreamgirls: bring down the mountain, yell scream and shout, you can say what you want i’m not walking out
  2. Look What You’ve Done - Jet: take my photo off the wall if it just won’t sing for you, cause all that’s left has gone away and there’s nothing there for you to prove
  3. Jar of Hearts - Christina Perri: i’ve learnt to live half a life, and now you want me one more time, and who do you think you are? running ‘round leaving scars, collecting your jar of hearts and tearing love apart?
  4. Rolling in the Deep - Adele: there’s a fire starting in my heart, reaching a fever pitch and it’s bringing me out the dark, finally i can see you crystal clear, go ahead and sell me out and i’ll lay your shit bare
  5. Time - Ben Folds: in time i will fade away, in time i won’t care what you say, in time, but time takes time you know
  6. My Life Would Suck Without You - Kelly Clarkson: maybe i was stupid for telling you goodbye, maybe i was wrong for trying to pick a fight
  7. Friend is a Four Letter Word - Cake: to me, coming from you, friend is a four letter word, end is the only part of the word that i heard, call me morbid or absurd
  8. So Beautiful - Pete Murray: and now you think you’re so damn fine, you can rule the world, oh not mine, i don’t think so
  9. Bad Romance - Lady Gaga: i want your love and i want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance
  10. Battlefield - Jordin Sparks: i never meant to start a war, you know i never meant to hurt you, don’t even know what we’re fighting for, why does love always feel like a battlefield?
  11. Grenade - Bruno Mars: if my body was on fire, ooh you’d watch me burn down in flames, you said you loved me you’re a liar ‘cause you never ever ever did, baby
  12. Love the Way You Lie - Eminem ft Rhianna: just gonna stand there and watch me burn, but that’s alright because i like the way it hurts, just gonna stand there and hear me cry, but that’s alright because i love the way you lie
note-a-bear:

i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

This is still the best news item.

note-a-bear:

i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

This is still the best news item.

this is what an australian news program looks like ladies and gentlemen


Meanwhile in Australia….
The outback Queensland town of Birdsville has had 9 days above 45 degrees celcius which is 113 degrees farenheit. It was so hot that the soles of shoes were sticking to the roads.

Meanwhile in Australia….

The outback Queensland town of Birdsville has had 9 days above 45 degrees celcius which is 113 degrees farenheit. It was so hot that the soles of shoes were sticking to the roads.

IT’S 45 DEGREES WHAT THE FUCK

fuckinwolves:

flauwz:

THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST

OMFGI FEEL SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND 

fuckinwolves:

flauwz:

THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST

OMFG
I FEEL SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND 

travelviatardis:

goodly-rotten-apple:

ohmygodstopit:

The worst part of being Australian on tumblr is that the point at which everyone starts losing their shit and night blogging I’m just sitting down to a cup of afternoon tea and missing the whole hysteria vibe.

i might be a bit behind with this but omg new favourite picture on the internet

i might be a bit behind with this but omg new favourite picture on the internet

copperbooms:

there was a time in like year 7 and 8 where everyone would bring their pe uniforms to school in a supre bag and in year 8 supre brought all these new fancy colours and it turned into a competition as to who had the most recent and fashionable colour they were really dark days

YES yES YEEESS I WAS THE ONLY ONE AT SCHOOL WITH A LEOPARD PRINT ONE I WAS SO COOL

MW