A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
This is still the best news item.
this is what an australian news program looks like ladies and gentlemen
Meanwhile in Australia….
The outback Queensland town of Birdsville has had 9 days above 45 degrees celcius which is 113 degrees farenheit. It was so hot that the soles of shoes were sticking to the roads.
IT’S 45 DEGREES WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS THE FUCKING GREATEST
I FEEL SORRY FOR EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND
The worst part of being Australian on tumblr is that the point at which everyone starts losing their shit and night blogging I’m just sitting down to a cup of afternoon tea and missing the whole hysteria vibe.
i might be a bit behind with this but omg new favourite picture on the internet
there was a time in like year 7 and 8 where everyone would bring their pe uniforms to school in a supre bag and in year 8 supre brought all these new fancy colours and it turned into a competition as to who had the most recent and fashionable colour they were really dark days
YES yES YEEESS I WAS THE ONLY ONE AT SCHOOL WITH A LEOPARD PRINT ONE I WAS SO COOL