How to scare your wife by Ellen DeGeneres

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Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane’s 2009 Commencement Speech.

“Good girl! She is literally thinking in colours”

This photo was taken at a grocery store where the pen to sign for credit cards was not working. It was supposed to say, “Pen is broken,” but the letters were too close together.