wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school
(via lordmalfoys)
yeah sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m editing my theme for like four hours
(via gnny)
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
(Source: this-sexy-thing, via lordmalfoys)
‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me
(via alisondrix)
how to make friend not sad
- tell joke?
- give thing?
- follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
- say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
- stare at them until the sad falls off?
I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY
(via jensenaackles)
walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye
(Source: tobiasfunkey, via makemyselflaugh)
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
(via gnny)
my life is one big avoiding getting in the shower and then avoiding getting out of the shower
(Source: samwinchesterd, via makemyselflaugh)
do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial
(via oddsareneverinourfavor)