katelynpossible:

wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school

ellesugars:

yeah sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m editing my theme for like four hours

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

punchgod:

‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me

plenilune:

how to make friend not sad

  • tell joke?
  • give thing?
  • follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
  • say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
  • stare at them until the sad falls off?

I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY

alternate-j:

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show

addictedtoprogress:

I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose

mandypatinkins:

my life is one big avoiding getting in the shower and then avoiding getting out of the shower

adinasauce:

circumcisions:

do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

image

Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at

sonicscrewingdarren:

teadalek:

#this is literally me and I’m only like 20

#this is literally me and I’m still a youth

angelica-amore:

what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination