wow i have too many shows to watch maybe i should drop out of school
yeah sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m editing my theme for like four hours
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
‘you’re saying things at me and i dont know how to respond’ a novel by me
how to make friend not sad
- tell joke?
- give thing?
- follow them around mumbling YOUR HAIR IS PRETTY YOU SMELL NICE YOU’RE GOOD AT STUFF?
- say I LOVE YOU at random time repeatedly?
- stare at them until the sad falls off?
I DON’T GET THIS HOW DOES IT WORK I’M SORRY
walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
my life is one big avoiding getting in the shower and then avoiding getting out of the shower
do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial
what’s that thing called when your crush likes you back